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Day 3 [12 Aug 2003|03:55pm]
[ mood | sad ]

Day three of self proclaimed dictaorship:

EYE am sad to report that this is will be my last entry. My inner slasher belle_douleur has taken over.

There is now a spot available for fandom dictator... if you are interested leave a comment of your prior experience in the field of watching, and I will get back to you shortly.

Goodbye fandom.

*shuts eye*

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Day 2 [11 Aug 2003|09:07pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

Day two of self-proclaimed dictatorship:

My eye is starting to hurt. Watching the fandom is harder then I originally thought. I really must think about investing in a pair of glasses.

-At 08:50 I was seduced by Sauron (via Matt). EYE'm feeling very frisky harassed. I don't think he quite comprehends the fact that I'm all work no play.

-Was hit on again by zorb at 14:39. Zorb claims my eye is sexy.

-Around 09:21 jumbodaifuku, parry hotter whore slasher, questioned the sexuality of his fandom accomplice maruchina.

-At 08:30pm alicey posted H/D art. She should really put her drawing skills to good use... perhaps a picture of Christ our savior?

-At precisely 12:00am infamous slasher irinaauthor claimed she purchased this:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1585422215/qid%3D1060660787/sr%3D2-1/ref%3Dsr%5F2%5F1/002-5557531-4829634

off Amazon.com. We all know this is a lie. It is common knowledge that she sits at home all day starting flame wars with GT and has no other life. AHhahaaha

-At 07:42pm ivyblossom posted a fucking amazing H/D fic called "Extracurricular 4: The Miriam Webster Edition (Unabridged)". Fics of this nature will not be tolerated.


CHECK OUT MY ONLINE STORE:

http://www.cafeshops.com/watchful_enmity

All profits will be donated to help rid the fandom of nutty Christian psychopaths the starving children in Africa.


Thanks to petulans for the loffly icon.

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Day 1 [10 Aug 2003|08:24pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Day one of my self-proclaimed dictatorship:

Spent the day t00bing watching the fandom.

Around 07:21pm slasher aegeus posted that another well known slasher, titanic_days, turned down incest with his brother. This is a step in the right direction... perhaps he has decided to change his ways? Perhaps not.

At 12:25am maruchina, a dutch female, confessed to leaving the fandom. Apparently she had been "done in" by some kind of troll. What this is about EYE am not completely sure. Must look into this. If there is a troll "doing in" members of the fandom I should be the first to know. Good for the troll I say, he's got the right idea.

When the clock hit 09:47pm ali_wildgoose (roomate to the endowed, seductive, writer blasphemous heathen Cassandra Claire) posted on a community called hpsmart. She gave an email link so people could host art FICTIONAL CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.

At 5:10 pm LJ user, ivyblossom, posted about same sex marriages. These types of posts are not acceptable in my HP fandom. Articles of these types are hereby embraced BANNED in my fandom. Ivy will be given a period of 10 days to delete the post or consequently be subject to the fandom penis enlarger O'd00m.

Anymore illegal fandom activity must be reported to me AT ONCE, or you too will be subject to the FPEO'D.

btw, I AM NOT A STALKER I AM JUST WATCHING YOU ALL VERY CLOSELY AND REPORTING ALL THE PERVERTED BEHAVIOR THAT TAKES PLACE IN THE FANDOM. I AM NOT A STALKER I AM A... WATCHER. get it right bitch.

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